A Few Of My Favorite Movie Quotes

[T_Bone]

"One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? "

Which I usually misquote as:

"You can't go to the moon without fractions!!!"

Cracked me up when I heard it, Dennis Hopper.

Now it's a family in-joke. Whenever someone says something really disconnected or stupid, we look at each other and say "You can't go to the moon without fractions!!!"

(must start the sentence on a high "C", "go to the moon" on a low "C", then build back up to high "C" in the emphasis on "fractions")


(yes, we're strange  :lol: )

[the_leander]

"I used to think, 'why me?' for the longest time,
but then it occurred to me, 'why not me?' think about it, what a terrible place the universe would be if all the bad things that happened to people happened because they deserved it! It seemed much nicer if these things were simply random in their distribution."

Marcus talking to Ivonova in Babylon 5 about why he was so layed back.

What else...

"My God Bones, what have I done?"
"What you had to do, what you always do - turn death into a fighting chance to live"

Startrek 3 - the search for spock Kirk talking to McCoy as they watched the enterprise burn up.

"Dude, thats Death!"
"How's it hanging Death!"

Bill and Ted's bogus journey.

erm... ok, last one (I can't think straight atm)

"Men like us don't just fall out of the sky you know!"

"Beautiful big titted ladies don't just fall out of the sky you know!"


Dogma

[MiAmigo]

MiAmigo wrote:
I'll add to this list as I think of more. Also, try to guess which movie they come from. Add your own, too, but don't give the source (movie). Here goes:

1). THAT's our Hitler!
2). Don't I keep the heat on?!?
3). That's a man, baby!
4). See you at the party, Victor!
5). I give you, this time.

My answers:

1). The Producers - Zero Mostel to Gene Wilder

2). Purple Rain - Prince's father in the movie to his mother (Clarence Williams III to Olga Karlatos)

3). Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery - Mike Myers to Michael York

4). Total Recall, Arnold to Michael Ironside, whose character's name was actually 'Richter', not Victor.

5). Krull - Francesa Annis (the Widow of the Web) to Freddie Jones (Ynyr).

[bloodline]

Noone guessed where my quote comes from :-D

[Karlos]

bloodline wrote:
Noone guessed where my quote comes from :-D

Sperminator 2 : Laundry day?

[redrumloa]

Here's a few:
1)I came here to chew bumble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

2) Oh Julie, your soooo soft..


(Something like that, been a while)

[Karlos]

Isn't the first one from Duke Nukem or was that in turn half inched from a movie?

[bloodline]

Sperminator 2 : Laundry day?

Actually Sperminator 3: revenge of the sock...

heheheheh... no, I'll give you a clue... you used to look like the lead character...

[Karlos]

Used to when

1) I had hair about 3 foot long

or

2) I had hair about 3 mm long

or

3) I had a sensible hair length...


?

[X-ray]

Shlurp...hmmmm, yummy...

My guesses:

1) Ghostbusters 2
2) Hannibal
3) 9 and a half weeks

 :-?

[MiAmigo]

PMC wrote:
Here's some of mine, feel free to try and guess which films they belong to

"Any more beans Mr Taggart?"
"Phew, I'd say you boys have had enough!"

"They took the bar, the whole f***ing bar!"

"Try to hit through the ball"

"You boys mind if we dance with your dates?"
"Why no, go right ahead..."

"Khhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!"

1st one's a mystery to me.
Animal House, #2
Grease (?), #3
Animal House, again, for #4
Wrath of Khan, #5

How did I do?? :banana:

[bloodline]

Karlos wrote:
Used to when

1) I had hair about 3 foot long

or

2) I had hair about 3 mm long

or

3) I had a sensible hair length...


?

3ft hair. The film is considered a classic, despite a low budget and a serious set back during filming.

@X-Ray: Nope :lol:

[PMC]

@MiAmigo,

Well done...

1) Blazing Saddles
2) Animal House
3) Animal House
4) Animal House
5) Wrath of Khan

How about this one (tad obscure)

"You're in charge of two things, Jack and s#it.  Jack's left town"

[X-ray]

@ PMC

That quote is on a double-cd SCI-Fi compilation that I got for the Amiga waaaay back in 1996. IIRC there is the sound of a swishing blade thereafter.

Dammit, what was it?

[PMC]

Army of Darkness

[X-ray]

Ah...Campbell, innit?