AmigaNG: Ha, I like that. I remember in my childhood I had an Atari ST (which of course had midi ports). My Amstrad hifi system was labelled as a 'midi system' - I thought I could connect the two together! However this stupidity eventually led to building a home made (1 bit!) sampler and eventually developed an interest in computer music ... I was only young, so I guess no no different to these kids asking what a A: drive is.
However, it does make me realise my heroes are probably consigned to the dustbin of history as far as these kids are concerned. RIP Jay Miner, all the DIY computer hobbyists of the 70's, not to mention the creators of the ENIAC and before that Collussus etc.