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Offline McNorris

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Re:ask three questions,?
« Reply #29 from previous page: February 15, 2004, 12:24:13 AM »
Alright...

1-Why is phonetics spelled with a "ph" and not an "f?"

2-Why are panties plural and a bra singular?

3-Gals with Red hair or Gals with Black hair?
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Re:ask three questions,?
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2004, 12:52:42 AM »
1) I put 10 identical black socks into the wash. Why do I now have 5 black, 3 grey, one blue and one striped?

2) Where are my keys?

3) How the hell did they get there?!
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2004, 12:56:28 AM »
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The problem is you cant count KennyR, sausages are in packs of 10 and the buns are in packs of 8.


Strange country you live in. ;-)
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2004, 12:39:48 AM »
1) What came first, the chicken or the egg?
2) The chicken?
3) ..OH.. the egg then?
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Re:ask three questions,?
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2004, 12:47:11 AM »
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1-Why is phonetics spelled with a "ph" and not an "f?"
Because you have an inferior language :lol:
In Dutch, it IS actually a 'f'
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Re:ask three questions,?
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2004, 02:41:44 PM »
1.  Why does "Doommaster" keep coming here and posting crap?

2.  Does global warming really exist?

3.  Why does everyone online seem to want me to increase both my penis and breast size?  I'm perfectly happy with both, and I'm really not interested in the prospect of "going at it" between my own large and manly boobs.

:-D
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Re:ask three questions,?
« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2004, 05:29:06 AM »
1. Why is everything fun one or more of the following: illegal, immoral or fattening?

2. Why can't humans be more humane?

3. If the underdog actually won out, would we still root for it?
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Re:ask three questions,?
« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2004, 06:37:11 AM »
1.  Who killed John F. Kennedy

2.  Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried

3.  When is my A1Lite with OS 4 gonna be ready
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2004, 11:41:07 AM »
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1.    Who shot JFK?

Lee Harvey Oswald, glad I could help.

I thought it was the two lookers on the grassy knoll?
 :-?


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2. Does global warming really exist?

Yes.  Evidence aside, you should be able to reach the same conclusion logically.  Where does all the crap that 6 - 8 billion people produce every day in the form of pollution go?  

Next? :-)

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1) I put 10 identical black socks into the wash. Why do I now have 5 black, 3 grey, one blue and one striped?

It's my belief that washing machines come with a matter transporter, specifically designed to transport paired socks.  Maybe a sock maker is at the bottom of this mystery, or some arch-criminal whose intentions are far greater than creating the lonely nature of unpaired socks.
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2005, 04:27:46 AM »
Pulled this one up from the depths!

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1) I put 10 identical black socks into the wash. Why do I now have 5 black, 3 grey, one blue and one striped?

It's my belief that washing machines come with a matter transporter, specifically designed to transport paired socks.  Maybe a sock maker is at the bottom of this mystery, or some arch-criminal whose intentions are far greater than creating the lonely nature of unpaired socks.


I bet bloodline knows something about this one :-D  ;-)
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2005, 01:53:50 PM »
...but that only explains the striped one.... :lol:
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2005, 02:10:24 PM »
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I bet bloodline knows something about this one :-D  ;-)


It's never going to go away, it it? :lol:
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2005, 02:11:42 PM »
It lasted 5 years, I doubt he'll let it go in year 6  :lol:
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2005, 02:13:39 PM »
Are you suggesting it has become irreversibly bonded to him? I  had assumed he'd taken it off in between...
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2005, 02:36:24 PM »
Bonded inasmuch an item of clothing at a boarding-school has the owner's 'imprint' on it...
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