Actually, metalman might be on to something here!
Take one of our little grey friends, gently killed and garnish with sage and oregano and tomato puree. Wrap in foil and bake on a low heat for two hours.
Et viola! Serve with baby potatoes, peas and runner beans... Mmm, sounds delicious!
Oh, and a chilled glass of white wine would b agreat accompaniment to the dish.