A Few Of My Favorite Movie Quotes

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@X-ray:

"He's dug in like an Alabama tick"

should actually be:

The son of a b*tch has dug in like an Alabama tick.

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You see...I got a problem...cops don't like me...and I don't like cops...nenenenenenenenenenenene.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

What do I know about restaurant business? Nothing. All I know is how to sit down and order a meal, that's all I know.

You know...I think you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning, I'm gonna get up nice and early. Walk over to the bank. Come in and see you...and if you don't have my money ready for me, I'll split your f*cking head right open, in front of everybody in the bank...

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Here's a few for the UK crowd:

Come 'ere. I want to give you a little advice. You see, these are not ordinary lawn-mover engines.
No?
No. They are broken lawn-mover engines.

Oh leave it out Rodney. You couldn't sell a black cat to a witch!

I've got one pair of aces...and I've got...another, pair of aces. :-)

Rene! What are you doing with that waitress!?
You stupid woman!

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More good ones from Predator:

Dillon! ...you son of a b*tch.
What's the matter!? The CIA got you pushing too man pEnCilS.

Stick around.

You're one ugly m****f****r.

Billy, show me a way out of this hOlE.