Yep, you're right. I'm a big fan of the X1000 so i'm always trying to think of things the X1000 and Xena can do so i'm completely biased in this area 
Nice to see your sense of humor returning.
Personally, I've always found Xena a bit silly, but XMOS devices can be added to any platform (or used by themselves).
A cheap ARM board might also serve.
