I believe the Universe is held together by the force of annoyance, while the forces of happiness and bunnies counteract them. Thus I'm doing the universe a favor by being grumpy and miserable.
You may thank me now.
There is no Gravity, the Earth Sucks
Inertia makes the world go round.
Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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