I saw a documentary on Sky TV once where a scientist explained that every now and then the Earth's polarity of North Pole and South reverses. The show explained that with a great enough magnetic field even organic materials can be levitated in the air (as demonstrated by a grasshopper floating above a huge magnet). Could it be that the dinosaurs floated to death, kept suspended in the air unable to chew grass and bite each other?
As for the geology, you're all wrong.
Millions of years ago when the tectonic plates broke apart, Italy got the pasta and Wales got the noodles.
Today, noodles are mined in Crumlin, South Wales in the Pot Noodle Mine.
"Fuel of Britain, Isn't It?"