Hey Karlos,
That reminded me of an old one that I can kind of remember. It's something like....
A man is lost in the desert. He has plenty of food and water but hasn't had sex in years. It's all he thinks about. One day he comes across a lone camel. As he approaches, he starts having impure thoughts and scolds himself, "don't be disgusting, you can't sink that low!" he tells himself. As he walks past, however, the urges become too much and he gives in to his lust. He starts banging away and the camel, obviously a bit put out by this, turns round and bites the chap's right ear off. The man lets out a yelp but carries on undeterred. The camel turns round and bites his left ear off, which causes him to pause. While pondering his predicament, he hears whimpering coming from behind a nearby sand dune. He investigates and finds the most beautiful young woman he has ever seen, tied naked to a palm tree. Upon seeing the man, she gasps, "please help me! If you do, i'll do anything for you!"
"Anything?", he asks.
"Absolutely anything!", she replies.
So he unties her and she collapses into his arms, asking breathlessly what he'd like her to do.
He looks at her with a glint in his eye and says, "come behind this sand dune with me and hold this camel while I f*ck it."
I know, terrible, see ya....