Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

[Venkman]

And there he was, gone!

I do have some good jokes, but they are all stored on my mobile phone, and like an idiot I've left it at home
:roll:

[Venkman]

heh... Homer Simpson rulez!!!

 :-D

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to take his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

[Venkman]

I'm glad I amuse  

:-D  :-P

[Venkman]

no point posting this cos I'm sat next to you, so I can actually tell how bad it was :-p

Actaully it was pretty good :-D

[Venkman]

:roflmao:

Not bad... not bad at all

[Venkman]

:roflmao:

that was funny...

but the typos were funnier :-P

[Venkman]

Hey so it did...

Hmmm... Too much caffiene, eh?

How true  :-D

[Venkman]

:roflmao:

The quality of your jokes is definately improving :-D

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

 :-D

[Venkman]

We do seem to have a much higher quality than usual...

 :-D

[Venkman]

Well I have no doubt that there are even worse ones to come  :-D

[Venkman]

LOL.... they weren't bad at all

[Venkman]

*groans*

now they are getting worse  :-D

[Venkman]

:lol:

you're a bottomless pit of jokes aint ya :-p

[Venkman]

wow... definately a few groaners in there...

Just thought I'd post something to let yas all know I'm still alive :-D

[Venkman]

hehehe... funny stuff  :-D

A secretary goes to her boss and says "Excuse me, can I used your Dictaphone?"

Her boss replies "NO! You can use your finger like everyone else"



 :-D

[Venkman]

:lol:

I see someone has been busy today :-D


They are all really good... I'm still in the middle of a joke drought... I've not had any new ones to post for ages... well none that I can repeat anyway...