I think i see the problem here. What you really want is Star Trek. All this "star wars" sillyness can only end one way 
We all know that Picard would slap the hell out of that ponce Skywalker.
Skywalker: "my jedi mind powers don't work on this one"
Picard back hands Skywalker
Picard: "Shut the hell up. Your no better than that wretch Wesley Crusher!"
http://youtu.be/iYCjqmbsmYA
