Sneeble-greeber

[X-ray]

I just remembered something that one of the girls at work was telling her friend. This was in SA, so maybe it is unique to that country, but I wanted to know if any of you have ever heard or used the term 'sneeble-greeber'

[X-ray]

Can you guess what a sneeble-greeber is?

[Doobrey]

Sounds like it should be one of the baddies in a Harry Potter book..

So come on, WTF is it?

[X-ray]

It is a furtive individual whose main pastime is sniffing girls' bicycle seats.
I kid you not, that is what the girl told me.

[Doobrey]

Riiiiiiiiight... :roll:
At least I've learnt a new word to use in Scrabble, cos let's face it I'm never gonna need to use it in everyday conversation.

[X-ray]

 :laugh:

Come on Doobrey, you know you want to use that term. Call your boss a sneeble-greeber, I dare you.
Now, as a development of the sneeble-greeber discussion, in which several of the young ladies were adamant that it is a genetic affliction and that merely posessing a nose and a Y chromosome makes the individual a potential sneeble-greeber, one of us guys came up with another term (we claimed to have researched it carefully): boffle-wafter.
It was 1-1 after that, because everyone knows that a boffle-wafter is an unsavoury woman who goes around sniffing mens' cricket boxes.  

Hey I don't make the rules, I only play by them.

[Wilse]

@X-Ray:

Come on Doobrey, you know you want to use that term.

I'm with you, mate. :lol:

Sneeble-greeber! Hahaha - fantastic. It's in my vocabulary now anyway - cheers. :pint:

I'll be calling my mates that before you can say, well, sneeble-greeber. :-)

Boffle-wafter isn't too shabby either but I think sneeble-greeber just edges it by a nose.

[Doobrey]

 :-P
I wish I could call my boss a sneeble-greeber, but then I'd have to fire myself.

BTW, did you ever see that Jasper Carrott show when he was talking about learning cricket at school?.. he picked up a box and put it on thinking it was a nose and mouth guard..yeuck..

[X-ray]

@ Wilse

"..Boffle-wafter isn't too shabby either but I think sneeble-greeber just edges it by a nose..."
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 :laughing:  :roflmao:

@ Doobrey

Well then Jasper is a certified boffle-wafter, no doubt about it WE KNOW!!

[Wilse]

Hahaha.... altogether now:
"Jasper Carrott
He's such a boffle-wafter
Jasper Carrott
Has an itchy nose"

I'll never be able to think of Jasper the same way again.
:lol:

[X-ray]

Jasper needs our help!!
/me looks for Boffle-Wafters Anonymous in the Yellow Pages.
(but he looks very much like a sneeble-greeber too)
Jasper Greeber, middle name Sneeble.

[Wilse]

(but he looks very much like a sneeble-greeber too)
J

He's a blooming, great, sneeble-wafitng boffle-greeber, the naughty so and so that he is.

[X-ray]

And what about Simon Cowell?
He is most definitely a rancid boffle-sneebling pus-ridden waft-greeber

[Wilse]

Ooooh - Cowell. Couldn't have put it better myself. :-)

[X-ray]

Dammit, I have an attack of the irrational chuckles.
Can't shake it, I wish I had never dug that frikken phrase sneeble-greeber out of the pit of my mind.
Sneeble-greeber.
Dammit, man. Dammit all.