Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:

cecilia wrote:

Amphetamines, and Cocaine have the most dramatic "shrinkage" effect!    
All those Hollywood cokeheads have all got small dicks.

i'll take your word for it - i stay away from people who take drugs.  :-)

if you need to talk.....we'll be here for ya! :-P

Mine's huge now, I stopped taking drugs a long time ago! :lol:

[cecilia]

feel free to post pics!
 :-P

[blobrana]

Hum,
I can imagine an alternative Faces of Amiga.org being created….

[Karlos]

cecilia wrote:

Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.

hey, guess what, it's true.

what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".

They are all missing the big sale point here. The difference between lover and wife / husband is 30/60 kg. Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..

How can anybody condemn that? :lol:

[Vincent]

Hmmmmmmmm beeeeeeer

[cecilia]

Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..

so....what you're saying is that beer will make you so grotesque that no one will want to have sex, making the best contraception there is.
and that equals "matrimonial bliss"

hhmmmm :huh:

interesting idea, there! :crazy:

[Karlos]

Ah yes, but beer also helps you not to notice how grotesque the other person is as a result of heavy beer consumption :-D

It's a self regulating system :lol:

[cecilia]

only if EVERYBODY is drunk off their arse!
 :love:

i have heard of "beer goggles"

if one person is drunk we have a situation where 2 people are throwning up for 2 entirely different reasons!

[X-ray]

Of course there is the hormonal angle too. As you know, they have recently proved that certain beers have products that break down into oestrogen. That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly  :-P

[odin]

:lol:

[cecilia]

That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly

especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".

eh, hem! :-P

[Turambar]

especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".

An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)

[cecilia]

i think you do both, alternately.

 :-o

Turambar wrote:

especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".

An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)

It depends how big you are.

And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)

[X-ray]

"..especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage"...."
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Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.

[cecilia]

X-ray wrote:
Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.

it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o

mdma wrote:

Turambar wrote:

especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".

An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)

It depends how big you are.

And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)

ah, yes, and the sides of the garage would sure appreciate the scraping!
 :lol: