Hi all,
Another (slightly rude) joke...
A farmer recently invested in several new sows with the aim of setting up a sideline in pig farming.
Having penned them up with his existing boar, he waited patiently for several weeks to see if any of the pigs became pregnant...
And he waited...
After a few months, he contacted his local vet to come and check that everything was OK. Having completed his diagnosis, the vet explained, 'It seems that there are no fertility problems but your boar has yet to show an interest. You may have to consider getting involved witht the process yourself. I have some information on artificial insemination I could give you. In any event, once your sows are pregnant, you will notice they spend more time laying down than usual...'
Not being the sharpest tool in the box, the farmer declines the leaflets and decides to get his hands dirty just as the vet said he should. He rounded his porcine charges into the back of his truck and drove out to the edge of the wood hoping nobody saw and proceeded to 'service' each one himself. he returned home that evening utterly exhausted. He continued in his efforts for the rest of the week.
On saturday, too exhausted to drag himself out of bed he asked his wife to check on the sows: 'Just let me know if any of them have started lying down yet.'
She returns from the farmyard and fixes him with an exasperated look, 'I checked the pigsty and all the sows had gone. I found all but one of them had climbed into the back of your truck!'
Farmer, 'What about the other one? Was she lying down yet?'
Wife, 'That's the really weird part. She was sat up front beeping the horn!'
:-D
