Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart (Satire)

[SysAdmin]

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/

[SysAdmin]

I hope no one believed this joke news item. By the time you read the part of the story quoted below you just had to believe it was pure fiction.

"According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that more than 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this holiday season."

[SysAdmin]

This wasn't posted as news, it's in the other operating systems section. It's satire on the ridiculous consumerism of American culture.

[SysAdmin]

Anyone that read a few paragraphs of it would soon realize what it is. Lighten up and relax, I don't want Amiga.org to be a humorless void. It's not posted in the news section it's in other operating systems. I also posted several MorphOS news items around the same time.

[SysAdmin]

If your goal isn't to comment the link you are posting in some way, why am I reading this instead of dailycurrant.com?

I do that because I want to report the news not give my tanted opinion about it.

[SysAdmin]

Even though you're now claiming that this was not actual news at all?

It's not a news item, it was posted to one of the offtopic threads. There is not a lot of Amiga news to post right now. This is not your site, if you are going to criticize every post I make its time for you to get to work and post Amiga news. I'll be expecting at least one news item from you per day. Get to work please.

[SysAdmin]

@commodorejohn

That's not it, I consider Amiga.org a tech site. I report around 99% Amiga news and around 1% tech news that's of interest to most members. Please ignore threads that are not interesting to you.