... when you B&Q it
letter of complaint received by the B&Q customer services department. B&Q
were the major sponsors of Ellen MacArthur...
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerley
John Roberts
(apologies if someone already posted this)