2 SD card slots? RS-232? VGA only? SIM Card option? Composite and S VHS?
Seriously? In 2010?
My suggestions - the second SD card slot could have been Express card slot. RS-232 could have been Atari Joystick adapter for retro games. HDMI only. You can get DVI and the rest from that now. That way you could also have digital audio out.
I have to ask - is this a joke? I know it is on their website though seriously, you have to question it.