Bailif Bert

[Cyberus]

I can just imagine it now...

What do you want to be when you grow up....?

A fireman?
A train-driver?
An astronaut...?

Nah! I wanna defraud people on eBay, just like Doomy, he's my  hero!

[Cyberus]

Methuselas wrote:

Cyberus wrote:


Nah! I wanna defraud people on eBay, just like Doomy, he's my  hero!

Cyberus, you're obsessed with Doomy. I think you love him.

Shhhhhh! ;-)

You want to have Doom Master Babies.

Can you imagine that? All running around defrauding the other kids out of their lunch money...

If you do, I hope they're mil-spec.  :lol:  :lol:

They will be of high quality, as they'll be part English ;-) And everyone knows that the English make the best 'hardware' ;-);-) :lol:

[Cyberus]

Woah, its quiet in here, a fat golden vagina roll up for me and then bed methinks....

[Cyberus]

Baillef Bert, Bailif Bert
Bailif Bert and his big, heavy stick
Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning,
He beats you up and makes you pay the bill

And his big heavy stick?
Hmm, not sure you're onto a winner with that little ditty my friend....

[Cyberus]

What about....

Pornstar Pete

or

Terry the Terrorist?