Bailifs seems to be under represented in childrens TV.
Bailef Bert (to the tune of Postman Pat)
Baillef Bert, Bailif Bert
Bailif Bert and his big, heavy stick
Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning,
He beats you up and makes you pay the bill
Bailif Bert, Bailif Bert
Bailif Bert and his big, heavy stick
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
He breaks your legs with his big and heavy stick
Everybody knows his big, black mercedes
They all run away as he goes to greet them
Maybe, if you havn't paid your bills
There'll be knock, bang baillef at your door
Baillef Bert, Bailif Bert
Bailif Bert and his big, heavy stick
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
He breaks your legs with his big and heavy stick
