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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2003, 02:48:11 PM »
 :-D

I do have another one that's very similar to these last two, but I'm gonna refrain from posting it...
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2003, 02:57:08 PM »
*sings*

Heeeeeeey Groaners....
Ooooohhhh Groaners....

So what? I'm bored!



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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2003, 03:40:47 PM »
:lol: :lol:

Pretty good
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2003, 10:15:50 AM »
:roflmao:

That's pretty good...  :-D

Some thoughts for the day:

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2003, 12:10:53 PM »
A mint walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says to the barmaid "I'm dead strong me! I'm an extra-strong, rock hard mint. Nothing's harder or stonger than me, now gimme a pint!" The barmaid serves the mint a pint and it goes and sits in the corner.

A few mintues later a lozenge walks in, goes to the bar and asks for a pint. At first sight of the lozenge, the mint panics and runs into the toilets to hide. When the lozenge has left the mint comes back to the bar.

"I'm dead strong me! I'm an extra-strong, rock hard mint. Nothing's harder or stonger than me, now gimme a pint!" Says the mint

"Okay" says the barmaid "But you can't be that tough, cos you nearly wet yourself when you saw that lozenge"

"Ahh" replies the mint "I'm not going anywhere near him. He's menthol"

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2003, 12:29:47 PM »
shall I groan now or later?
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2003, 01:47:22 PM »
Yep, there seems to be a higher quality of groaners than usual today  :-D
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2003, 02:31:36 PM »
Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.

Bill says, "Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really need to take this call." So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him.

Bill explains, "Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way, I can a take a call anywhere."

The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He also states, "Oh, that is my emergency beeper. Excuse me, gentlemen, this must be an important call." So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air.

When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, "I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth. Isn't that neat?"

The others nod, and the meeting continues.

Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, "Uhh, somebody get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving a fax."
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2003, 11:55:30 AM »
oh my word!

That is one heck of a groaner....

Q: What do you get if a cat eats a duck?

A: A duck-filled-fatty-puss

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2003, 08:23:56 PM »
:lol:

@ Karlos.... that poodle joke made me laugh

I've not had any decent jokes all week... I'm really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel...
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2003, 12:16:25 PM »
heh... I'm not sure where u found that one, but I would've left it there...  :-D

*groans*
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2003, 01:45:33 PM »
Quote

Karlos wrote:

Yeah, on reflection, it was that bad...More like I scraped clean through the bottom and am now in the barrel underneath ;-)



Is there a barrel underneath? I thought you were scrabbling about in the dirt...

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2003, 11:41:33 AM »
You have my deepest sympathy  :-D
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2003, 01:50:00 PM »
I don't know how I'm still here after all these groaners either  :-P
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2003, 08:04:26 PM »


Are you tring to single handedly keep this thread alive?  :-D
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #29 from previous page: March 26, 2003, 09:44:38 AM »
And there he was, gone!

I do have some good jokes, but they are all stored on my mobile phone, and like an idiot I've left it at home
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