The main things Im needing are:
Some sort of word processor, PDF creation is a bonus but not required
Web browsing obviously
some sort of chat client, preferably including MSN, AIM and gchat, if possible
MP3 player. Bonus points if it can play .ogg and mod files as well
UAE in some form or fashion
If there's a decent graphics / paint program thats a bonus (and if all else fails, there's Deluxe Paint 4 in UAE I guess)
How does it do with the above?