Well, if we're going for the bad taste awards, may I humbly submit this little gem I saw on another forum I frequent:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not
A slavegirl or submissive was stirring and that caused me to grouse.
The toybag was stored in my closet with care,
'cause who needs those sex goods with no slavegirl there?
And so there I lay all alone in my bed,
And whacked off to some porno (God I wished I was dead).
Then down in the den, I heard sudden motion
Like some crack head burglar was causing commotion
I jumped out of bed to go check on this mugger
And just to be safe brought my Louisville slugger.
I crept down the stairs moving quiet but fast
So that I could send my visitor's head down to his ass.
But when I got to the den what did appear
But a jolly old fat man dressed in full leather gear!
I watched in pure shock as he reached in his sack
And pulled out a a flogger and a crop all in black.
He put a wood paddle on the ever growing pile
And then added a cruel singetail that with a smile.
At that point I spoke up interrupting his work,
"What good are these toys with no slavegirl, you jerk?"
But the fat man just smiled and ignored my attack
And then winking most evilly he reached into his sack.
He rummaged around and pulled out an elf
Who was naked and bound and he said "Help yourself".
Well that invitation, I didn't need twice.
So I began to practice my own favorite vice.
I clipped her and whipped her 'midst her moans and her fits,
And then as a nice touch pierced her fine pointed tits.
And Santa stood watching that jolly old elf,
As I tormented the slavegirl while he played with himself.
Soon my slave elf was whimpering and begging for more
And so I said "Up on all fours, you little whore".
She took the position and I said to my new friend,
"Why don't you join me?"...Then we plugged either end.
She moaned and she wriggled lost 'tween pleasure and pain and
When we were done...begged to have it again and again.
But Santa was busy and he had to get back
So he retied the slave elf and put her back in the sack.
He winked and said "Well, guy, hope you liked my sweet 'ho
But Christmas is fleeting and my ass has to go".
But I heard him exclaim as he rose out of sight...
"My god you're a pervert, and by me that's all right!"
