Steve Jobs parked in Handicapped spaces and kicked old ladies?

[Thorham]

So superior, in fact, that they've dropped back to a core OS from the '70s.

What's wrong with that? Toilet paper was introduced in 1857, and we still use it :p

[Thorham]

The difference is that toilet paper is a good design.

:roflmao:

[Thorham]

And we've been using the even superior method of washing our arses since ~600CE.

Yeah, but wouldn't you still use paper first to remove the worst of it? Wipe until there's nothing visible on the paper anymore, and then wash with water and soap?

[Thorham]

Nah, the bidet blasts it away then we use soap.

I think I'll go with the paper :lol:

[Thorham]

Everything is better with bacon.

Meat, HAH!

I prefer juicy prunes and big melons

[Thorham]

I love bacon!
And prunes are revolting.

My comment is just a joke that you obviously didn't get. Pity, because now I had to read your typical meat freak comments

Come to think of it, vegetarianism is rather gross.

Nah, killing animals for stuff we don't need is gross.

Not that I don't like fruits and vegetables, but try and keep me from meat and I'll eat a vegetarian.

A meat addict! How pathetic!

[Thorham]

Apparently our senses of humor don't mesh

Oh come on, you don't know what 'big melons' means? Sure you do. Now, what is implied by 'juicy prunes'?