I'm tired of hearing the "they're going to the trash" excuse.
If you want to sell something quick, you lower the price or make a more attractive package, you don't "force" the sale with such words.
If you were going to trash them, you would have done it anyways; certainly much easier than trying your luck on eBay.
But even if they don't sell and you want to get rid of them, there's an easier way still (and one every TRUE Amigan would chose, because you know full well you can't throw away something sacred :-D ): you'd pass them on. Basically you ask in the forum and I'm sure someone will pay the shipping charges for you to send them to him/her.
Bet it won't happen though.