eBay "Top Rated Seller" account for sale - 20% discount on fees

[Gulliver]

And how long does this take?  How many hoops have I had to jump through?

You just need to open a dispute and leave negative feedback. Then ebay will usually side with the buyer. You will in 15 days top, be refunded. It happened to me with a few scammers.

[Gulliver]

Anyway, I see your point. An ebay account may be available for sale, along with its name and discount features, but their feedback shouldnt.