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Offline A4000_MadTopic starter

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You're joking!! :)
« on: November 25, 2010, 11:44:04 AM »
How do you get a big fat lady away from your Amiga?



Piece of cake!!


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« Last Edit: November 28, 2010, 10:41:04 AM by A4000_Mad »
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Offline Franko

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Re: Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 03:23:14 PM »
It's just as easy as stealing candy from a baby... :)
but a wee bit harder than getting duffed up by a gang of pensioners... ;)
 

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Re: Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 06:04:00 PM »
+1
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Re: Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 09:48:54 PM »
This thread is all about a mad franko in a temple, no ?
I have spoken !
 

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Re: Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2010, 10:41:24 AM »
I got slapped! A woman  got on the bus and the driver said "That's the ugliest baby I have ever  seen!!". Without saying a word the woman stormed up to the back of the  bus and sat beside me. All I said to her was "Go tell him off love and  I'll hold your monkey for you" :-O
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Offline Tension

Re: You're joking!! :)
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2010, 12:10:20 PM »
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How do you get a big fat lady away from your Amiga?

;)


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Throw chips at her.

Offline tone007

Re: You're joking!! :)
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2010, 12:11:29 PM »
I has a cake.
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Offline Matt_H

Re: You're joking!! :)
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2010, 01:04:30 PM »
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How do you get a big fat lady away from your Amiga?


Ask her politely? :)
 

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Re: You're joking!! :)
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2010, 03:49:38 PM »
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Ask her politely? :)

Good answer Matt :lol:

And that reminds me of another old joke:-

Q. What do you call a 6' 5" gorilla with a machine gun?

A. Sir

:)
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Offline Tension

Re: You're joking!! :)
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2010, 03:57:00 PM »
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Good answer Matt :lol:

And that reminds me of another old joke:-

Q. What do you call a 6' 5" gorilla with a machine gun?

A. Sir

:)


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He said "It could be worse.  I could be black."

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Re: You're joking!! :)
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2010, 06:02:02 PM »
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How do you get a big fat lady away from your Amiga?


That's no way to talk about your wife  :laughing:

...and @ Tension: that was a goot one!  lmao
 

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Re: Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2010, 06:02:46 PM »
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How do you get a big fat lady away from your Amiga?

Explain to her that the chips inside are not the edible kind. :)

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Re: Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2010, 06:57:18 PM »
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Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?

Offer to buy her a Mac, after all a big mac only costs £1.99 :D

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Re: Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2010, 07:00:10 PM »
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Offer to buy her a Mac, after all a big mac only costs £1.99 :D


You're really workin on these  :lol:

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Re: Is it difficult to get a big fat lady away your Amiga?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2010, 07:38:56 PM »
Ere... A4000_Mad

Did you push the fat lady off the bus...