Zudo, you're so right...
It's 08:05am and I get into my car for the drive to work. Radio on... Press "1" for Radio 1:
And I get Chris Moyles being funny by taking the p#ss out of someone else (but better than Sara Cox making willy/poo/boobies jokes the whole time) followed by Blue or some "Urban" guy trying to sound all "West Coast" even though his name's Gavin and he's from Chalfont St Giles innit? It's like having diahorrea without the exciting bits.
Okay, press "2". Dream FM, a local station... Oh no.
"She's an easy-y lo-ver.." Agh! They might as well name it Phil Collins FM. And why the f@@@ have they just followed that up with Rick Astley?
Press 3, SGR FM
"...And you too can visit Tortoise World for your choice in lumbering lettuce loving reptile. Fun for all the family..." This is then followed by Westlife, which Mavis of Elmstead Market has requested because she thinks they're "great". But she's nine. And this is then followed by Dizzy Rascal.
Press 4, Vibe FM
"...I'm still Jenny from the block" Agh! J-Lo! I cannot stand J Lo. I'd rather eat my own hand than have to listen to her. It doesn't get much better when Girls Aloud start up... God, I'd kill to hear something original.
Press 5, Radio 2
Now were talking... Some semblance of wit and satire on the radio rather than some inane idiot getting a laugh from "the thing about double decker buses is that they're crap". However, they've gone and ruined it by playing Country and Western!
My window is down and everyone's looking at me like I'm a freak. Indeed I must be for I loathe C&W almost as much as I loathe J Lo. There's GOT to be something more listenable...
Press 6
"Get the freak on....." Aaaaaggggghhhhhhh! NO!
The one person more annoying than J Lo (well, currently being played anyway ex Spice Girls don't count).
So I switch on the CD player and make do with The Best of the Doors, Dirty Vegas, my varied collection of early 90s house and Moby once again instead.