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Offline Franko

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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« on: February 21, 2011, 12:41:05 PM »
I'm looking at lot of wee sad faces of the squirrels looking in me kitchen window with their little tummies rumbling cos I've ran out of peanuts to feed them and won't be getting my shopping till tomorrow... :(
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 10:09:50 AM »
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And I mustn't forget my daily ritual of looking at a pretty girl :D



Hmmm... shoddy... very shoddy indeed... :(

Have you seen the paintwork on that wall, I mean look at the line where it meets the ceiling... not even straight... :)

(PS:how did you get hold of that pic of me ex... ;))
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 09:19:17 PM »
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you mean Tits "Village bicycle" McGee?

that was offsides, wasn't it?

That's what I call my ex, anyways :D


Nah... I had to buy my ex some boobs, cost a small fortune and just when the scars had just healed she buggered off with me ex best mate... :(

Oh well, at least I can take a bit of pleasure in knowing the plastic surgeon was a fake, they've probably deflated by now or fell off... :D
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 01:57:59 PM »
You dirty old man you...

Keep em coming... :D
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2011, 02:19:56 PM »
Damn... I can't find me heart pills... ooohhh I feel a bit faint... Thud...
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2011, 10:07:09 PM »
Quick A4000_Mad... post another one the place is filling up with sheep shaggers... :eek:
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 12:17:49 AM »
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Riiiiight.....like you haven't F***ed a sheep before! :rolleyes:


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Nah not me mate... that's the Welsh that do dat (just ask Darrin)... :)

Us Scots prefer to stalk & worry wild Haggi... :D
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2011, 09:17:14 PM »
Quote from: takemehomegrandma;619719
If that's your ex, and you is the one in your avatar, then I fully understand the "ex" part... :p

;)

Cheeky bugger... anywhoo, me ex was much better looking than that and only became my ex cos she was costing me too much to keep in shoes and all that malarky... :)

I still send her flowers once a year though, when I can remember where it was I buried her... ;)

(PS: That's not me in the avatar it's some ugly geezer called Johnny Depp :))
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2011, 07:50:17 PM »
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Hmmmm.... I'll try again using the same one-off topless pic which is no different than you would see on page 3 of the Daily Star and The Sun daily newspapers :)

 


That's an erm... whadya call em again... err... pool table... nope, err... a bus pass... nope ... :(

HA... got it... a WOMAN... :)

Or is it... I can't remember now... :(

Oh Well... guess I'll just put me slippers on me head and have a nice cup of horlicks... now where'd I leave me teesh... :)
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2011, 11:47:29 AM »
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It's a witch!

She's sure got me be-witched... :D

@ Bodie_CI5

Gawd... me eyesights gone now all I can see is bright white spaces !!!
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2011, 01:13:12 PM »
I am just a figroll of your imagination, I am just a voice inside your head, I am the machine... :)

Nah... not really just got waaaayyy too much time on me hands and just a sad auld lonely nosey bugger... ;)
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 06:51:05 PM »
Got my reply from PhotoBucket... :roflmao:

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Hi XXXXXXXX@gmail.com,

 You can clearly see the woman's areola through her t-shirt.  This is considered partial nudity and must remain removed.

Thank you,

Photobucket

Always knew the world was full of aholes but some of em shouldn't even be allowed outside into the big bad world (wonder if they wear a blindfold when having a shower or poke their eyes out before going to the beach...) :D
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 09:05:58 PM »
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Hmmm... I wonder if the  aholes can find anything wrong with this pic....




I certainly can't :)

Me neither, but the aholes at PhotoBucket would probably tell you that butt cheek on the left is exposed by roughly two millimeters more than the right one and it will have to be removed... :furious:

PS: I sent the prude/numptie at f**kaBucket another email with some of me own personal pics to mull over, haven't heard a dicky bird since... :)
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2011, 04:21:12 AM »
Wow only 36... from all your post's I thought you were some wise old indian chief who was about 110 and had seen everything in life and had dedicated the remainder of your time in this existence to trying to enlighten the lost souls on this forum... 36 eh... can't remember that far back meself... :)

(PS: Nice artwork by the way, classy... very classy... :))
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Re: What Are You Looking At Today? ...
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2011, 01:18:05 AM »
Quote from: XDelusion;623215
Franko: No actually I'm just here to advocate peepee time.
I'm an ancient soul;  much older than this mortal shell, thus quite immature for my actual age. ;)

A4000Mad: Very nice!


Unfortunately it's the other way round for me, this mortal shell of mine is much older than my actual age... :(
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