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Offline A4000_Mad

You're having a laugh!! :)
« on: December 03, 2010, 06:34:52 AM »
Brrrrrrr! Since it snowed here in England my wife just keeps looking through the window. If the temperature drops to - 15 as forecast, I might feel guilty and have to let her in!!



;)
« Last Edit: December 03, 2010, 07:19:54 AM by A4000_Mad »
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Offline Kesa

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Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 07:31:29 AM »
Just once more just to rub it in. This is a link to a webcam on my local surf spot.

I love sunny Australia. Always great weather for a surf. Even in winter!


http://www.coastalwatch.com/camera/cameras_large.aspx?cam=2800&state=NSW&t=9:02:04%20AM&camName=Newcastle%20Beach
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Offline Karlos

Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 12:29:45 PM »
Quote from: A4000_Mad;596637
Brrrrrrr! Since it snowed here in England my wife just keeps looking through the window. If the temperature drops to - 15 as forecast, I might feel guilty and have to let her in!!


:lol:
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Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2010, 10:58:44 AM »
I got  punched!! I went outside and trod in some dog shit which was on the  pavement and slipped over. I had just got back up and inside my gate, when  another guy came along and exactly the same thing happened to him. All I  said to him was "I just did that" and he punched me :-O


And another time I got  slapped! A woman got on the bus and the driver said "That's the ugliest  baby I have ever seen!!". Without saying a word the woman stormed up to  the back of the bus and sat beside me. All I said to her was "Go tell  him off love and I'll hold your monkey for you" :-O
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Offline Franko

Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2010, 03:27:48 PM »
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Methinks your really the ghost of Bernard Manning, could explain the reason why you seem to get slapped & punched a lot... :lol:
 

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Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 11:30:53 PM »
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Methinks your really the ghost of Bernard Manning, could explain the reason why you seem to get slapped & punched a lot... :lol:

:lol:

This was meant to be thread for people to put jokes in. But Ive realised how limited it is because almost every joke is going to upset someone somewhere. I learned that recently when I mentioned a fat lady being near my Amiga in another thread which ended up locked. Oops!

Anyway, we've just got back from my wife's plastic surgeon as she went for a face lift. I'm actually going to complain though as I can still see it and would have liked it to be a few stories higher :D
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Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 05:16:33 AM »
:lol:

But shouldn't these go into Groaner's Corner ;)
 

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Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2010, 12:08:31 PM »
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:lol:

But shouldn't these go into Groaner's Corner ;)


Yes, I think they would go there nicely :lol:


If you are a blonde girl please look away now........... :D


A Blonde came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. Upset  she ran out and came back with a gun and pointed it at her own head.  "Don't do it honey!!" begged the husband.. "Shut up! You're next!" she  replied.



Q: Why did the Blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

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Re: You're having a laugh!! :)
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2010, 10:06:08 PM »
On my way back from the newsagents this morning I saw my horrible next-door neighbour slip into the river. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I informed the emergency service. But they still haven't responded and I'm starting to think that I have just wasted a stamp!! :D
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