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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2005, 03:52:15 AM »
I have a UK size 13 shoe, and, sorry to disappoint, but mine isn't 11 inches...




It's 12! ;-)


Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!


(can I guard against someone saying 'a pornstar' by having this footnote?)
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2005, 03:55:30 AM »
a porn star?

edit: got here first
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2005, 03:57:45 AM »
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According to the researcher, results indicate that raw IQ and the number of published research papers are the best predictors of a large penis.


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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2005, 03:59:22 AM »
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a porn star?

edit: got here first


No you bloody well didn't, I did. Cos anyway, it almost 4am here and it won't be 4am there for hours :-P
;-);-)
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2005, 04:04:51 AM »
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Size 13 and 6'4" here :-)



Ditto on that one, Mate. Is yours Mil-Spec? (sorry.I just couldn't resist.) :lol:
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2005, 04:19:11 AM »
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Cyberus wrote:

Size 13 and 6'4" here :-)



Ditto on that one, Mate. Is yours Mil-Spec? (sorry.I just couldn't resist.) :lol:


Is my what Mil-Spec?
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2005, 04:38:29 AM »
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Methuselas wrote:
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Cyberus wrote:

Size 13 and 6'4" here :-)



Ditto on that one, Mate. Is yours Mil-Spec? (sorry.I just couldn't resist.) :lol:


Is my what Mil-Spec?



Your *SHOES*, Fool! Didn't you go to MDMA's Link????


I quote it, verbatim in toto, "The U.S. military standard MIL-STD-1472D says it is currently 10.5, and has increased over the past few generations. "

that means that *MY* shoes are mil-spec, if not higher. *laughs*
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2005, 09:13:54 AM »
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I have a UK size 13 shoe, and, sorry to disappoint, but mine isn't 11 inches...

It's 12! ;-)

Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!



Anyone who doesn't have a ruler to hand?
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2005, 12:02:29 PM »
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Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!


A chimney sweep?
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2005, 01:01:46 PM »
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Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!


No need to call out Dyno Rod ever again.
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2005, 03:55:11 PM »
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cecilia wrote:
a porn star?

edit: got here first


No you bloody well didn't, I did. Cos anyway, it almost 4am here and it won't be 4am there for hours :-P
;-);-)
haven't you heard? I can travel through time. :-P
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2005, 03:44:51 AM »
Well, lets see TBH, and for reflected accuracy in the chart...

I'm 5'8", size 9 shoes, and a good notch higher on mdma's chart than the related sizes indicate (note the chart jumps from size 9 to size 10.5, I should be around the 10 area).  I do have some of the complaints S. African men have, although not to any freakish degree, and I've certainly never scared any of my *experienced* partners away (although I have a couple funny stories involving virgins).  There are a couple of brands I avoid for discomfort however.

and I always tell my partners that it's really an optical illusion cause I'm a small guy.




*trying to win the awkward post award with honesty.
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2005, 04:23:42 PM »


Hyp-no-tize them!!!
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2005, 05:17:55 PM »
Thank you for taking away a few hours of my life, Cecilia! :-x
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Re: Large condoms for S African men
« Reply #28 from previous page: August 19, 2005, 05:34:28 PM »
@ cecilia


Gaaaah!
That's both brilliant and grotesque at the same time!
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