The Shock Of The Life: The DEATH Of England Music Charts

[Vincent]

X-ray wrote:
and maximum points are awarded if any glitter is found on the other side of the test wall.

:roflmao:

[Doobrey]

X-ray wrote:
Then, just to make sure he's as glam as he can be, you pull his pants down, sprinkle some glitter on his arse

Thanks for the mental image X-ray, I'll make sure I send you my psychiatrists bill. :pissed:

[X-ray]

@ Doobrey

I'll pass the bill on to dear Simon  :-D

[whabang]

On the behalf of the entire Swedish people, I apoligize for the creation of 'Crazy frog'. I now realise that the guy who made the original insanity test deserve to die a horrible death!

[Speelgoedmannetje]

whabang wrote:
On the behalf of the entire Swedish people, I apoligize for the creation of 'Crazy frog'. I now realise that the guy who made the original insanity test deserve to die a horrible death!

Now you made me curious: What's 'Crazy Frog'?

[whabang]

Remember the Insanity test? Someone animated a frog, then someone bought the rights for the frog and the noise and then made aringtone out of it. The rest is too shameful to bring up here.

[Doobrey]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Now you made me curious: What's 'Crazy Frog'?

Trust me, you're better off not knowing.
It's a horrible brain rotting song, far worse than anything Simon Cowell or Stock Aitken and Waterman could produce (and I use the word "song" in the loosest possible sense!)
 

[X-ray]

It is a stinking sack of pus audio virus.

[Karlos]

Go to joe cartoon's website and you can shove a frog in a blender. We can pretend it's the crazy frog :-D

[asian1]

>Garbage

In 1996, there was a dance hit "Children" (Robert Miles) in UK Chart (US Chart: #2 February 1996).
In 1973, for 22 weeks, the #1 song in UK Chart was "Eye Level" (Simon Park Orchestra). On the same year there was a great song "Love's Theme" (Barry White).
In 1971, "Sleepy Shores" (Pearson) reach #8 at UK Chart.
In 1968, "Love Is Blue" (Mauriat) was a great hit in UK and reach #1 at US Chart.

[Vincent]

Hey!

That Robert Miles tune is fantastic.  The original version without the singing that is.

[Karlos]

Tell you what

When the day comes, we'll round up the creators of the Crazy Frog, anybody who had any input into the development of it, those people who presently advertise the b*stard thing 3 times in a single commercial break and all those people who downloaded it and put them against the wall too.

Can't say fairer than that :-D

Karlos wrote:
Tell you what

When the day comes, we'll round up the creators of the Crazy Frog, anybody who had any input into the development of it, those people who presently advertise the b*stard thing 3 times in a single commercial break and all those people who downloaded it and put them against the wall too.

Can't say fairer than that :-D

Stop being so specific in your genocide plans Karlos.

Just massacre all the Mac and iPod users.

Instantly ridding humanity of soulless fashion whores in one foul swoop! :evilgrin:

[Doobrey]

mdma wrote:
Just massacre all the Mac and iPod users.

Ahem..
 I think you'll find you meant to say "Just massacre all the Mac users who don't still own Amigas, and who are slowly morphing into Steve Jobs lookalikes", didn't you?  :inquisitive:

[Karlos]

Certianly owning an amiga reduces the chances of ending up along the wall, but it alone can't save you if:

1) You are an interior designer type
2) Don't mind the Crazy frog or similar bobbins
3) Wear burberry and/or cheap Argos jewellry
4) One of the other countless classes of people that get on my tits :lol:

[Doobrey]

Hmm, if memory serves me correctly (which it often doesn't), Aren't you a self confessed Mac user too Karlos ? :inquisitive:

Anyway, I've just bought myself some protection incase you and mdma decide to pay me a visit.. I like to call it The iProd. It'll also come in handy if I ever hear that wretched ring tone anywhere.

And as for your questions..
1. Nope
2. Nope
3. #### off
4. Very likely
5. Twice on Tuesdays.