Anodther silly one...
This guy has been going out with his new girlfriend for a few weeks and is finally faced with the first classic relationship milestone - 'meet the parents'.
So, he smartens himself up and turns up at 7pm looking suitably respectible and calm, despite being a little nervous.
Over dinner, he establishes a rapport with the father, whom he discovers shares many interests and viewpoints.
Unfortunately, the previous evening was a 'night out with the lads' affair, and the vindaloo was coming back to haunt him.
He discretely lets one go, thankful he managed to do it silently. Unfortunately, it's a bit of a stinker. He feels self-concious as nobody says a word for a moment, then with a longh whine, the family dog skulks out from under the dining table.
Father, 'Rover, get out of here...'
Counting his blessings that everbody thought it was the dog, the guy relaxes.
Later in the evening, having sunk a few pints of guiness with the old boy, he lets one loose again. This time, whilst remaining stealthily silent, it's a true, full on olfactory assault enough to make everbody's eyes water.
To the guys immense relief, the dog, who had previously returned to his spot under the table comes skulking out again..
Father, "For heavens sake Rover! Get out of there! Now boy, before he craps on you!!"
:-D