The root of twitter is from what a bird does. You 'tweet' as in make short chirp of a message. As much as I don't use twitter, making stuff up about it doesn't help your argument.
As for kids not having the ability to live through the wonders of the early computer world, I would disagree. They are just doing it with robotics for their hardware, and they are fiddling with software to control that. Most of us didn't work with vacuum tubes. What we did was use pieces that where already built for us. The C64 was not a build from scratch machine. The Amiga wasn't a build from scratch machine. Heck, even the old Heathkits were not really build from scratch if you talk to the people that worked on the parts that the kits were built up from.
As for printers being evil.... As funny as that comic is, 90% of the complaints about printers only apply to Inkjet printers. Just buy a laser printer, and they work fine.
Franko, if you want to get back that feeling you had with your early computers, look into robotics. They are just getting to where the vic20 or c64 were for home computers. I'm pretty sure with a little hacking, you could make something compatible with your tickle sticks. I would recommend the 2 ribbed model for the vic20 feeling, and the 3 ribbed model for the classic c64 feeling....