NoFastMem wrote:
Now my alcohol "intake" is restricted to mouthwash and bonjela. :inquisitive:
Lister - How much food is there?
Rimmer - There's half a bag of soggy smokey bacon crisps, a tin of mustard powder, a brown lemon, three water biscuits, two bottles of vinegar and a tube of bonjela gum ointment.
Lister - Gum ointment?
Rimmer - Yes, it was in the first-aid box. It's that minty flavour. Quite nice.
Lister - It's quite nice if you smear it on your mouth ulcer, but you can't sit down and eat it.
Rimmer - You may have to.
