Mr and Mrs Smith

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mdma wrote:

odin wrote:
Angelina Jolie? No, she's not. She has the lips of a glorified goldfish.

I take it you don't like big tits, gorgeous curves, and blowjobs then?

I'm with Odin... Jolie is a bit to "picasso" for my tastes... give me Christina Ricci any day :-)

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mdma wrote:

plus, Morgan Freeman - best american actor - is also in it

And Michael Caine, the best British actor too!

What about Gary Oldman?

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mdma wrote:

odin wrote:
Angelina Jolie? No, she's not. She has the lips of a glorified goldfish.

I take it you don't like big tits, gorgeous curves, and blowjobs then?

I like big tits, gorgeous curves and a pretty face.

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mdma wrote:

bloodline wrote:

mdma wrote:

odin wrote:
Angelina Jolie? No, she's not. She has the lips of a glorified goldfish.

I take it you don't like big tits, gorgeous curves, and blowjobs then?

I like big tits, gorgeous curves and a pretty face.

Complete this popular phrase:-

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you poke the xxxx" ;-)

:lol:

But what about when the fire's not lit... or if you have friends around?

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PMC wrote:

mdma wrote:
.......and a DV cam in the corner recording it for posterity.

Plus the couple of million $$$ you'd make flogging it to the highest bidder would be nice too! ;-)

Probably not a good idea, I wouldn't want anyone watching the recording to know just how brief my moment of intimacy with Ms Jolie would be, for I'm not ashamed to admit that it's be all over in seconds.

You wouldn't want anyone to know... but you're not ashamed to admit it... hmmm I smell a personality disorder here ;-)

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PMC wrote:

bloodline wrote:
You wouldn't want anyone to know... but you're not ashamed to admit it... hmmm I smell a personality disorder here ;-)

No, I just don't want my premature "Happy Face" recorded for posterity on DVD.

You could so some clever editing, using multiple cameras and some slow motion segments to give the impression of a longer scene :-)