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Saw this on aw.net and just had to share it!
Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.
The line was in a television advertisement by Regional beer in Venezuela, reports El Universal newspaper.
Women's rights groups in Venezuela say the advert is a misogynist and are demanding a public apology from the company.
However, Regional beer is standing its ground and says it won't apologise unless it is forced to do so by the courts.
A spokesman for the company added, and I love this
"I bet all these women's groups are run by women who are at least 30 kilos overweight."
:roflmao: Somebody buy that man a drink! :-D
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:lol:
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Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.
hey, guess what, it's true.
what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".
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cecilia wrote:
Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.
hey, guess what, it's true.
what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".
:lol:
I was waiting for your reply Cecilia, I knew it would be a good one. :-)
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i try my best.... :-D
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@ Cecilia
:lol:
(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)
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:roflmao:
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:-D
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X-ray wrote:
@ Cecilia
:lol:
(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)
i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?
:-)
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cecilia wrote:
i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?
Depends on the temperature :-)
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"...i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?..."
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No, that is a phallus-ee ;-)
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cecilia wrote:
X-ray wrote:
@ Cecilia
:lol:
(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)
i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?
:-)
:-?
I thought it was vice versa (well, maybe that's more because of the entourage where I usually swim :oops: )
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cecilia wrote:
X-ray wrote:
@ Cecilia
:lol:
(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)
i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?
:-)
Amphetamines, and Cocaine have the most dramatic "shrinkage" effect!
All those Hollywood cokeheads have all got small dicks. :-o
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Amphetamines, and Cocaine have the most dramatic "shrinkage" effect!
All those Hollywood cokeheads have all got small dicks.
i'll take your word for it - i stay away from people who take drugs. :-)
if you need to talk.....we'll be here for ya! :-P
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cecilia wrote:
Amphetamines, and Cocaine have the most dramatic "shrinkage" effect!
All those Hollywood cokeheads have all got small dicks.
i'll take your word for it - i stay away from people who take drugs. :-)
if you need to talk.....we'll be here for ya! :-P
Mine's huge now, I stopped taking drugs a long time ago! :lol:
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feel free to post pics!
:-P
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Hum,
I can imagine an alternative Faces of Amiga.org being created….
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cecilia wrote:
Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.
hey, guess what, it's true.
what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".
They are all missing the big sale point here. The difference between lover and wife / husband is 30/60 kg. Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..
How can anybody condemn that? :lol:
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Hmmmmmmmm beeeeeeer
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Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..
so....what you're saying is that beer will make you so grotesque that no one will want to have sex, making the best contraception there is.
and that equals "matrimonial bliss"
hhmmmm :huh:
interesting idea, there! :crazy:
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Ah yes, but beer also helps you not to notice how grotesque the other person is as a result of heavy beer consumption :-D
It's a self regulating system :lol:
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only if EVERYBODY is drunk off their arse!
:love:
i have heard of "beer goggles"
if one person is drunk we have a situation where 2 people are throwning up for 2 entirely different reasons!
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Of course there is the hormonal angle too. As you know, they have recently proved that certain beers have products that break down into oestrogen. That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly :-P
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:lol:
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That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly
especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".
eh, hem! :-P
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especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".
An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)
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i think you do both, alternately.
:-o
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Turambar wrote:
especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".
An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)
It depends how big you are.
And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)
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"..especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage"...."
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Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
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X-ray wrote:
Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door! :-o
mdma wrote:
Turambar wrote:
especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".
An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)
It depends how big you are.
And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)
ah, yes, and the sides of the garage would sure appreciate the scraping!
:lol:
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it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door! :-o
Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
ah, yes, and the sides of the garage would sure appreciate the scraping! :lol:
:sealed: ;-)
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mdma wrote:
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door! :-o
Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
:-)
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Greetings,
Beer makes you hot. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/beermakesyouhot-jpg.html)
:lol:
A bad mascot (http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/badmascot-jpg.html)
Regards,
GiZz72
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Beer does an important job making sure that ugly people get laid too, plus it endows caucasian men with the belief that they really can dance.
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PMC wrote:
Beer does an important job making sure that ugly people get laid too, plus it endows caucasian men with the belief that they really can dance.
I find that Ecstasy has a much worse effect than booze in the "White men dancing" category.
Just look at Bez! :-)
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cecilia wrote:
mdma wrote:
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door! :-o
Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
:-)
:lol:
I actually just did some "research", and apparently she won't do that on camera. "Just for my boyfriend" she says.
Guess I was wrong. :-)
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mdma wrote:
cecilia wrote:
mdma wrote:
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door! :-o
Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
:-)
:lol:
I actually just did some "research", and apparently she won't do that on camera. "Just for my boyfriend" she says.
Guess I was wrong. :-)
Maybe he was her boyfriend at the time?
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PMC wrote:
mdma wrote:
cecilia wrote:
mdma wrote:
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door! :-o
Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
:-)
:lol:
I actually just did some "research", and apparently she won't do that on camera. "Just for my boyfriend" she says.
Guess I was wrong. :-)
Maybe he was her boyfriend at the time?
Who?
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Bez :lol:
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'...and now she eases gently from her Austin to her Bentley...'
Well, the snooker commentators might have this to say: "...the pink is always worth more than the brown, but sometimes the pink is not available (for instance it may be covered by a red)..."
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Karlos wrote:
Bez :lol:
:roflmao:
Picture this:-
Bez and Shaun spit roasting Jenna! Quite disturbing isn't it!
"Fookin' 'ell ar' kid, she's twisting her feckin' melon's man!" ;-)
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X-ray wrote:
Well, the snooker commentators might have this to say: "...the pink is always worth more than the brown, but sometimes the pink is not available (for instance it may be covered by a red)..."
Passing by the easy pink and going for the difficult brown...
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mdma wrote:
Picture this:-
Bez and Shaun spit roasting Jenna! Quite disturbing isn't it!
I've seen enough of Bez's dancing face not to want to see what his "happy face" looks like!
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PMC wrote:
mdma wrote:
Picture this:-
Bez and Shaun spit roasting Jenna! Quite disturbing isn't it!
I've seen enough of Bez's dancing face not to want to see what his "happy face" looks like!
:lol:
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X-ray wrote:
Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door! :-o
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whabang wrote:
X-ray wrote:
Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door! :-o
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:roflmao: Best banana I've ever seen! :-)
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whabang wrote:
(http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/avatars/Banana.gif)
believe me, i've seen that and OTHER such smilies. (ruder than that)
and they make laugh!
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Ruder?!?!?! Where? :-D
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(http://www.kingmegasite.com/images/smilies/bandoggy.gif)
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:lol:
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mdma wrote:
Karlos wrote:
Bez :lol:
:roflmao:
Picture this:-
Bez and Shaun spit roasting Jenna! Quite disturbing isn't it!
"Fookin' 'ell ar' kid, she's twisting her feckin' melon's man!" ;-)
I think I am going to sleep with the light on tonight :lol: