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Title: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 25, 2005, 12:22:06 AM
Saw this on aw.net and just had to share it!

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Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.

The line was in a television advertisement by Regional beer in Venezuela, reports El Universal newspaper.

Women's rights groups in Venezuela say the advert is a misogynist and are demanding a public apology from the company.

However, Regional beer is standing its ground and says it won't apologise unless it is forced to do so by the courts.

A spokesman for the company added, and I love this
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"I bet all these women's groups are run by women who are at least 30 kilos overweight."




:roflmao:  Somebody buy that man a drink! :-D
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Vincent on June 25, 2005, 12:36:07 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 25, 2005, 02:03:29 AM
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Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.
hey, guess what, it's true.

what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 25, 2005, 02:15:23 AM
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cecilia wrote:
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Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.
hey, guess what, it's true.

what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".


:lol:

I was waiting for your reply Cecilia, I knew it would be a good one. :-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 25, 2005, 02:23:35 AM
i try my best.... :-D
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: X-ray on June 25, 2005, 10:15:57 AM
@ Cecilia

 :lol:

(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Karlos on June 25, 2005, 12:26:55 PM
:roflmao:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: bloodline on June 25, 2005, 05:15:01 PM
:-D
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 25, 2005, 06:48:57 PM
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X-ray wrote:
@ Cecilia

 :lol:

(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)
i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?


 :-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Karlos on June 25, 2005, 07:38:19 PM
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cecilia wrote:

i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?


Depends on the temperature :-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: X-ray on June 25, 2005, 07:38:22 PM
"...i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?..."
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No, that is a phallus-ee  ;-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on June 25, 2005, 07:43:24 PM
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cecilia wrote:
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X-ray wrote:
@ Cecilia

 :lol:

(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)
i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?


 :-)
:-?
I thought it was vice versa (well, maybe that's more because of the entourage where I usually swim :oops: )
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 25, 2005, 08:25:13 PM
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cecilia wrote:
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X-ray wrote:
@ Cecilia

 :lol:

(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)
i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?


 :-)


Amphetamines, and Cocaine have the most dramatic "shrinkage" effect!

All those Hollywood cokeheads have all got small dicks. :-o
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 25, 2005, 08:29:05 PM
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Amphetamines, and Cocaine have the most dramatic "shrinkage" effect!    
All those Hollywood cokeheads have all got small dicks.
i'll take your word for it - i stay away from people who take drugs.  :-)

if you need to talk.....we'll be here for ya! :-P
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 25, 2005, 08:48:40 PM
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cecilia wrote:
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Amphetamines, and Cocaine have the most dramatic "shrinkage" effect!    
All those Hollywood cokeheads have all got small dicks.
i'll take your word for it - i stay away from people who take drugs.  :-)

if you need to talk.....we'll be here for ya! :-P


Mine's huge now, I stopped taking drugs a long time ago! :lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 25, 2005, 09:30:27 PM
feel free to post pics!
 :-P
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: blobrana on June 25, 2005, 10:42:01 PM
Hum,
I can imagine an alternative Faces of Amiga.org being created….
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Karlos on June 25, 2005, 11:46:16 PM
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cecilia wrote:
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Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.
hey, guess what, it's true.

what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".


They are all missing the big sale point here. The difference between lover and wife / husband is 30/60 kg. Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..

How can anybody condemn that? :lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Vincent on June 25, 2005, 11:52:49 PM
Hmmmmmmmm beeeeeeer
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 26, 2005, 12:27:10 AM
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Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..
so....what you're saying is that beer will make you so grotesque that no one will want to have sex, making the best contraception there is.
and that equals "matrimonial bliss"

hhmmmm :huh:

interesting idea, there! :crazy:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Karlos on June 26, 2005, 12:29:39 AM
Ah yes, but beer also helps you not to notice how grotesque the other person is as a result of heavy beer consumption :-D

It's a self regulating system :lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 26, 2005, 12:50:04 AM
only if EVERYBODY is drunk off their arse!
 :love:

i have heard of "beer goggles"

if one person is drunk we have a situation where 2 people are throwning up for 2 entirely different reasons!
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: X-ray on June 26, 2005, 09:07:44 AM
Of course there is the hormonal angle too. As you know, they have recently proved that certain beers have products that break down into oestrogen. That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly  :-P
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: odin on June 26, 2005, 01:10:37 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 26, 2005, 11:13:42 PM
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That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly
especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".

eh, hem! :-P
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Turambar on June 26, 2005, 11:33:00 PM
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especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".


An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 26, 2005, 11:35:28 PM
i think you do both, alternately.

 :-o
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 26, 2005, 11:55:45 PM
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Turambar wrote:
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especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".


An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)


It depends how big you are.

And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: X-ray on June 27, 2005, 12:18:43 AM
"..especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage"...."
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Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 27, 2005, 01:10:59 AM
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X-ray wrote:
Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o


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mdma wrote:
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Turambar wrote:
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especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".


An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)


It depends how big you are.

And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)
ah, yes, and the sides of the garage would sure appreciate the scraping!
 :lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 27, 2005, 01:57:46 AM
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it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o


Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)


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ah, yes, and the sides of the garage would sure appreciate the scraping! :lol:


 :sealed: ;-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 27, 2005, 03:28:56 AM
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mdma wrote:
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it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o


Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
 :-)
Title: Beer makes you hot!
Post by: gizz72 on June 27, 2005, 07:38:41 AM
Greetings,

Beer makes you hot. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/beermakesyouhot-jpg.html)

:lol:
A bad mascot (http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/badmascot-jpg.html)
Regards,

GiZz72
Title: Re: Beer makes you hot!
Post by: PMC on June 27, 2005, 08:48:02 AM
Beer does an important job making sure that ugly people get laid too, plus it endows caucasian men with the belief that they really can dance.
Title: Re: Beer makes you hot!
Post by: on June 27, 2005, 11:28:46 AM
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PMC wrote:
Beer does an important job making sure that ugly people get laid too, plus it endows caucasian men with the belief that they really can dance.


I find that Ecstasy has a much worse effect than booze in the "White men dancing" category.

Just look at Bez! :-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 27, 2005, 11:32:03 AM
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cecilia wrote:
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mdma wrote:
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it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o


Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
 :-)


:lol:

I actually just did some "research", and apparently she won't do that on camera.  "Just for my boyfriend" she says.

Guess I was wrong. :-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: PMC on June 27, 2005, 01:11:31 PM
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mdma wrote:
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cecilia wrote:
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mdma wrote:
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it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o


Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
 :-)


:lol:

I actually just did some "research", and apparently she won't do that on camera.  "Just for my boyfriend" she says.

Guess I was wrong. :-)


Maybe he was her boyfriend at the time?
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 27, 2005, 01:13:08 PM
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PMC wrote:
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mdma wrote:
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cecilia wrote:
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mdma wrote:
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it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o


Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)
looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
 :-)


:lol:

I actually just did some "research", and apparently she won't do that on camera.  "Just for my boyfriend" she says.

Guess I was wrong. :-)


Maybe he was her boyfriend at the time?


Who?
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Karlos on June 27, 2005, 01:56:57 PM
Bez :lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: X-ray on June 27, 2005, 03:21:50 PM
'...and now she eases gently from her Austin to her Bentley...'

Well, the snooker commentators might have this to say: "...the pink is always worth more than the brown, but sometimes the pink is not available (for instance it may be covered by a red)..."





Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 27, 2005, 03:38:05 PM
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Karlos wrote:
Bez :lol:


:roflmao:

Picture this:-

Bez and Shaun spit roasting Jenna!  Quite disturbing isn't it!


"Fookin' 'ell ar' kid, she's twisting her feckin' melon's man!" ;-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: PMC on June 27, 2005, 05:58:57 PM
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X-ray wrote:

Well, the snooker commentators might have this to say: "...the pink is always worth more than the brown, but sometimes the pink is not available (for instance it may be covered by a red)..."



Passing by the easy pink and going for the difficult brown...

Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: PMC on June 27, 2005, 05:59:58 PM
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mdma wrote:
Picture this:-

Bez and Shaun spit roasting Jenna!  Quite disturbing isn't it!


I've seen enough of Bez's dancing face not to want to see what his "happy face" looks like!
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 27, 2005, 06:04:53 PM
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PMC wrote:
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mdma wrote:
Picture this:-

Bez and Shaun spit roasting Jenna!  Quite disturbing isn't it!


I've seen enough of Bez's dancing face not to want to see what his "happy face" looks like!


:lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: whabang on June 30, 2005, 07:07:33 PM
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X-ray wrote:
Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o
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(http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/avatars/Banana.gif)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: on June 30, 2005, 07:31:00 PM
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whabang wrote:
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X-ray wrote:
Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o

(http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/avatars/Banana.gif)[/quote]


:roflmao:  Best banana I've ever seen! :-)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on June 30, 2005, 07:53:47 PM
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whabang wrote:

(http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/avatars/Banana.gif)
believe me, i've seen that and OTHER such smilies. (ruder than that)

and they make laugh!
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: whabang on July 01, 2005, 07:20:35 PM
Ruder?!?!?! Where? :-D
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: cecilia on July 02, 2005, 03:19:09 AM
(http://www.kingmegasite.com/images/smilies/bandoggy.gif)
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: whabang on July 02, 2005, 04:58:21 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
Post by: Karlos on July 03, 2005, 02:46:42 AM
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mdma wrote:
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Karlos wrote:
Bez :lol:


:roflmao:

Picture this:-

Bez and Shaun spit roasting Jenna!  Quite disturbing isn't it!


"Fookin' 'ell ar' kid, she's twisting her feckin' melon's man!" ;-)


I think I am going to sleep with the light on tonight :lol: