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Title: Dog Mushing
Post by: CannonFodder on January 21, 2007, 11:38:46 PM
Do we have any regular "Dog Musher's" here?

Particularly any "Blind Dog Musher's"?

Only I saw this....

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Rachael Scdoris, a blind American dog musher and cross country runner


WTF is a "dog musher"? Is it recommended to be blind if one does this?

I am having horrific thoughts about the "blind works" in my local town being a room full of blind factory workers forcing dogs into meat mincing machines!
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: Vincent on January 22, 2007, 02:38:07 AM
It's probably running dogs.

In tv programmes, cartoons etc when you see huskies pulling a sled the typical thing shouted at them is mush.

So, there's a blind person who uses his blind dog to do cross country running.
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: metalman on January 22, 2007, 04:20:47 AM
Reference:

Jack London,  "The Call of the Wild" (http://london.sonoma.edu/Writings/CallOfTheWild/chapter1.html)

Being a blind dog musher is not recommended.

The Iditarod Great Sled Race (http://teacher.scholastic.com/activities/iditarod/)
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: Karlos on January 22, 2007, 09:34:20 AM
That's a pretty grim imagination you have, CannonFodder :lol:
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: odin on January 22, 2007, 12:36:16 PM
Metalman/vince hit the nail on head, dog mushing is dog sledding. The 'driver' of a dog team is AKA a musher. It's a thrill to drive such a sled, although it can be incredible smelly. The team doesn't stop because one of them happens to need to take a dump ;-).

-edit-
Blind? Huh? How the hell does she navigate...
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: JaXanim on January 22, 2007, 05:25:28 PM
Prefer filleted myself.
JaX
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: mr_a500 on January 23, 2007, 01:43:32 PM
No, no. "Dog mushing" is where you take two puppies (one in each hand) by the scruff of the neck (so they go limp), then slowly crash them together and then let them go and watch the confusion. Great fun. We used to do it as kids. This can also be done with kittens.

She's a little old for "dog mushing" though. Somebody should tell her it's time to stop.
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: nadoom on January 23, 2007, 04:41:15 PM
I mushed a dog with my car once, it was an accident, i even reported my self to the police!
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: jkirk on January 23, 2007, 05:13:01 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushing

CRRRAAACCCKKK Mush!!!!! Mush!!!!! :)
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: Karlos on January 23, 2007, 05:13:29 PM
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nadoom wrote:
I mushed a dog with my car once, it was an accident, i even reported my self to the police!


Terrierist!
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: jkirk on January 23, 2007, 05:14:54 PM
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nadoom wrote:
I mushed a dog with my car once, it was an accident, i even reported my self to the police!



MMMMMMMM roadkill  ;-)
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: Wilse on January 23, 2007, 06:32:48 PM
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Karlos wrote:
Terrierist!


Hahahaha....
:lol:
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: Karlos on January 23, 2007, 07:19:33 PM
Though I may jest, in truth I'd be absolutely gutted if I killed someone's pet. Can you imagine how much of a tw@t you'd feel having run over some kid's cat/dog/rabbit/whatever? :-(
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: X-ray on January 23, 2007, 07:28:20 PM
Depends what dog it is.
If it is one of those irritating yappers that barks incessantly and keeps you awake, I say run the fukka over and get the kid some Pokemon cards  :-P
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: Vincent on January 24, 2007, 02:39:21 PM
:lol:

I know a dog like that.  Thankfully I never see it anymore.

Ultra-mega-hyper doesn't describe it enough.
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: metalman on January 25, 2007, 06:23:39 AM
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Karlos wrote:
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nadoom wrote:
I mushed a dog with my car once, it was an accident, i even reported my self to the police!


Terrierist!


Fidocide driver!
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: Hyperspeed on February 23, 2007, 08:27:38 AM
MUSH! MUSH!

(http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/07/96/e1/6f_1_b.JPG)
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: odin on February 23, 2007, 11:05:26 AM
Oooh novel idea, sex on a moving dogsled!

And look at those boots, imagine the socks she wears in them!
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: Hyperspeed on February 23, 2007, 11:51:26 AM
odin: Easy now...  or you will end up blind!

:-D

MUSH!
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: X-ray on February 23, 2007, 02:59:37 PM
That picture reminds me of a joke.

A shoe-shine guy was very pleased to get an elegant lady customer one day.
She sat down and he started shining her boots. He happened to look up and noticed that this lady was wearing nothing under her skirt. He could clearly see her do-you-mind.
Upon catching sight of it, and realising the fine quality of it, he remarked to the woman that he could "eat that full of ice-cream"
Well, the woman was furious. She went home and told her husband what had happened, including the remark about the ice-cream. She demanded that he go and set the shoe-shine boy straight.
The husband declined.
"Firstly," he said, "I'm not in such good shape and the shoe-shine boy might beat me up. Secondly, and more importantly, he is obviously just joking around, because nobody can eat that much ice-cream."
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: odin on February 23, 2007, 11:13:56 PM
I'm already blind on one side :-D.
Title: Re: Dog Mushing
Post by: CannonFodder on February 24, 2007, 12:50:27 AM
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odin wrote:
I'm already blind on one side :-D.


For God's sake man, do not use the other hand when you get bored! :-o