I think you can snag an original copy of Win 95 from WeirdStuff Warehouse out in Silicon Valley.
Nothing wrong with wearing full body lycra suits. I'm still my loveable self in them. I know what you mean about guys who display their junk when wearing lycra. Bleah.
No doubt. Thank you for not displaying your junk!
As for Microsoft Windows...
Ha ha ha! Imagine me paying for Microsoft software!!! That's funny to no end!
EDIT: Just acquired the MS 95 Floppy edition! I'll see if I can't copy the contents from the disks onto my Hard Drive image and install from there. If not, then I'll try 98 lite (totally stripped down and using as many Win95 components as possible), then if that fails, I have a friend that lives about 40 minutes from here that still has Windows 95 A, B, and C. on CD.