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Description: As requested by MikeyMike, Sniper Kitty. A former sniper from the 101st Air Assault unit, Sniper Kitty garnered an impressive 172 kills during his first week of deployment in Desert Storm. Preferring high-caliber, sniper rifles, Sniper Kitty was known for his most common catch phrase, 'It's not the whites of the eyes I look for. It's the grey matter from the head shot.' Sniper Kitty retired from the US Army in 1994 and went on to becoming one of the highest paid CIA operatives during 1994-1998. After completing several missions in the Middle East, China, Korea and South America, Sniper Kitty dropped out of sight for a time, only to resurface in 2001 after the events of 9/11. Whether or not he is out of retirement is unknown, but Sniper Kitty is know to still re-activate for the occasional black-op mission. Sniper Kitty is of tabby decent. His actual age is unkown. Sniper Kitty has the strength of a cat of his height, size and build, who engages in intensive, regular exercise. In addition, Sniper Kitty has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, American Karate, Judo, as well as proficient training in filipino-knife fighting. Sniper Kitty speaks several languages, including canary, pidgeon, dog, turtle and rat. Though fluent in several languages, you can tell the voice of Sniper Kitty from the continual 'purr' in his voice. Sniper Kitty is trained in all NATO and Warsaw small arms, EOD, and UDD. His weapon of choice is a .50 caliber sniper rifle, but has been known to use smaller, more descreet arms, as well as explosive hairballs. [NOTE] - This was a promotional photograph from a seminar Sniper Kitty held in 1997 on 'Why Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone in the Kennedy Assaination'. There are no known pictures of Sniper Kitty on the job. Picture Stats: Views: 12816 Filesize: 29.16kB Height: 768 Width: 1024 Posted by: Methuselas at January 27, 2004, 06:40:51 PM Image Linking Codes
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Methuselas Posts:2205 | April 06, 2009, 12:23:10 AM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I had forgotten all about this..... :roflmao: |
Hyperspeed Posts:1749 | August 15, 2006, 01:06:22 AM :inquisitive: What in the... |
Aegis01 Posts:90 | January 30, 2004, 09:23:59 AM Very Interesting the cat. :-P |
Mike_Amiga Posts:1448 | January 30, 2004, 03:06:31 AM That's a very small bit of wallpaper... me thinks that belongs in Misc. ;-) |
Methuselas Posts:2205 | January 30, 2004, 12:58:52 AM Quote Although right now I do wish Dale would take himself for a walk... Well, you COULD just put him outside, but sadly, I don't think that he would know what to do if you did. :-P Cat's are so much cooler than dogs, but I still love dogs. I haven't had one since my parent's put mine to sleep on my birthday, when I was 11. :-( |
Speelgoedmannetje Posts:9656 | January 29, 2004, 11:29:47 PM Cats vs dogs?Rather cats, hardly any noise or other annoying "social behaviour" |
x56h34 Posts:2921 | January 29, 2004, 07:39:19 PM :lol: Very cute and funny. |
that_punk_guy Posts:4526 | January 28, 2004, 05:01:26 PM :lol: Nice one! Hmm, the ol' dogs vs. cats chestnut ;-) Well, the bad weather does give me something to moan about. Although right now I do wish Dale would take himself for a walk... :-D |
Vincent Posts:3895 | January 28, 2004, 01:30:50 PM :lol: Fantastic piccy :-D Oh, cats are way better than dogs - you don't have to bear the crap weather to take them for walks for a start :-P |
Cyberus Posts:5696 | January 28, 2004, 01:37:17 AM That blurb is a nice touch! Nice one! However, dogs are better.... :-P |
Mr.Carlito Posts:40 | January 27, 2004, 06:56:50 PM Beautiful cat :-) A solution would be against the dog my neighbour :-D |