A woman from Morningside (that's the posh part of Edinburgh) goes into the wee local corner shop that's just opened up...
She say to the shopkeeper...
Good morning my good man, where do you keep your pepper...
The shopkeeper replies over there beside the salt and other condiments...
The woman says...
Don't you think that's an odd place to keep pepper...
Not really... says the bemused shopkeeper... why...
Well... says the woman I would have thought you'd have kept the toilet pepper beside the toiletry products...
Boom... Boom...