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Offline KermitoTopic starter

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MS Linux - is this our future?
« on: October 16, 2002, 05:32:44 AM »
Have a look at this  :-?

I don't think so   :-D
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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2002, 05:58:14 AM »
great, now microslut wants to infect linux with its foul stench :-(
 

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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2002, 06:04:11 AM »
That's hilarious!  it looks JUST like an official MS site.  I love the Monkey Colony on Mars: "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens"

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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2002, 06:43:37 AM »
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MS Linux is released under the provisions of the Gates Private License, which means you can freely use this Software on a single machine without warranty after having paid the purchase price and annual renewal fees.

LOL... GPL = Gates Private License

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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2002, 09:21:25 AM »
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Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers."


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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2002, 11:31:37 PM »
@The_Beast

GOTCHA!!!!  :quickdraw:

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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2002, 11:58:19 PM »
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@The_Beast

GOTCHA!!!!  :quickdraw:

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Got me for second there too.
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Not that I'm particularly fond of Linux, it's just ... M$ seem to push their way into everything these days and it makes me sick.
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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2002, 12:00:13 AM »
Will OS4 have IntelliSwap ??
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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2002, 12:33:26 AM »
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Got me for second there too.


@Blomberg

 :-D  sorry mate, but I just couldn't resist. I must confess that this web page looks almost original. In fact you sould see the face of the IT guy here when I showed to him.

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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2002, 12:36:12 AM »
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The_Beast wrote:
great, now microslut wants to infect linux with its foul stench :-(

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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2002, 12:46:27 AM »
That joke has been around forever... Microsoft will never deliver a stable operating system, it's not in their nature!
 

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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2002, 12:47:46 AM »

What others are saying:

"They want me to be a whore!"
-- Linus Torvalds.

"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
-- Richard Stallman

"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
-- Bill Gates

"I don't remember agreeing to that."
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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2002, 09:34:05 AM »
HEHE I like that page full of funny stuff about microsoft and their monkeys.
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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2002, 11:31:30 AM »
Gotta admit the link did make me think, although I thought that it would have caused a MASSIVE global uproar...

Cool page though  :-P

Gonna see how many people in work I can fool with it  :-D  :-D  
 

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Re: MS Linux - is this our future?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2002, 11:51:00 AM »
i will not run linux on any system.
It\\\'s the attack of the umper lumpers... run for your lives.