Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

[gertsy]

A Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash.
His troublesome wife is lying on the bed reading a mag and eating chocolates.
"This is the cow I've been ***ing when your not around" He says...
The wife looks up, "You're so stupid" she says, "That's not a cow you idiot"
"I was talking to the sheep." The man replies...

[Andy]

Archie and Jock are discussing Jocks wedding.
"Ach its all going well i've got everything organised, i've even bought a kilt to be married in."
Archie says, "Thats good, whats the tarten?"
Jock says, " I imagine she will be in white."

[nicholas]

Back in 2003 when this thread started, all i did was drink, take drugs, fuck, and fight.

Good times.

Sounds eerily familar to moi! :lol:

[Templario]

Eminem is a provocative simple, with not buying their albums and go to their concerts, it would be so famous.

[Karlos]

This one straight from IM:

(22:33:37) Adz: why do men die when they retire?
(22:33:52) karlos: because they spend all day at home getting browbeat?
(22:34:00) Adz: no, because they want to!
(22:34:01) Adz: LOL
(22:34:04) karlos: ROFL

[Tension]

P.S. Your **** is in the sink.

[Tension]

P.S. Your **** is in the sink.

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[Andy]

Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch.  Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink and will comes with an optional fluffy dash.

[Karlos]

Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch.  Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink and will comes with an optional fluffy dash.

:roflmao:

Long time no see (at least here, that is). Welcome back, mate

[the_leander]

Heard this one at work yesterday:

So the British government are to reduce army by 7,000 soldiers.....
Probably by equipping them with insufficient equipment and sending them to Afghanistan.

[nicholas]

Went to my local Sainsbury's and saw a sign "Try something new today", so I turned around and went to ASDA.

[nicholas]

Three Wall Street millionaires are all on a plane leaving the U.S.

One says, "I'm going to throw a check for $100,000 out the window and make one family happy." And he throws the check out the window.

The second says, "I'm going to throw two checks for $75,000 out the window and make two families happy." And he throws the two checks out the window.

The third millionaire says, "I'm going to throw three checks for $60,000 out the window and make three families happy." And he throws the three checks out the window.

Then the pilot turns around and says, "Why don't all three of you jump out the window and make all of the U.S. happy?"