Off-The-Wall: Bra Sizes Explained

[Wolfe]

Subject: Bra Sizes Explained


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost B00bs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Just a little Off-The-Wall fun. . . .  :-D

Yep!  I'm Bored.   :shocked:

[commodorelover]

lol...wot a boring reply :-o

[adz]

 :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

I'm rolling and I can't get up!!!

 :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

[mikeymike]

Wouldn't they stop that if they were overly large?

Normally, the pure-minded JonoPike would barf at such blasphemous outrages of perversion, but...

LOL!

[bloodline]

mikeymike wrote:
Wouldn't they stop that if they were overly large?

... why?... :-D

Because the world would run out of salt water and silicone

[AccyD]

Boobs are the one thing you can never, ever, have too much of  (on your partner of course) !!!

[mikeymike]

AccyD wrote:
Boobs are the one thing you can never, ever, have too much of  (on your partner of course) !!!

Unless they're fake.

And not in a 'Blackadder 2' sort of way :-)

[that_punk_guy]

Wolfe wrote:
Subject: Bra Sizes Explained


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost B00bs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Just a little Off-The-Wall fun. . . .  :-D

Yep!  I'm Bored.   :shocked:

Or...

{A} I'm a shallow #### who judges women on their breast size,
{B} I'm a shallow bastard who judges women on their breast size,
{C} I'm a shallow #### who judges women on their breast size,
{D} I'm a shallow ####head who judges women on their breast size,
{DD} I'm a shallow, diseased ####head who judges women on their breast size,
{E} I'm a shallow entymologist who judges women on their breast size,
{F} I'm a shallow ####er who judges women on their breast size,
{G} I'm a shallow git who judges women on their breast size,
{H} I'm a shallow half-wit who judges women on their breast size.

:-D

[iamaboringperson]

I don't judge women by their breast size, just so long as they got em!

[T_Bone]

Boobs are overrated, my eyes usually wander to the legs!  :-P

[iamaboringperson]

Gotta have legs, too!


Hi tbone! :-]

[Speelgoedmannetje]

AccyD wrote:
Boobs are the one thing you can never, ever, have too much of (on your partner of course) !!!

Ahum *cough* *cough* no thank you very much.

T_Bone wrote:
Boobs are overrated, my eyes usually wander to the legs!  :-P

I always look at the mouth and chin.

[that_punk_guy]

I tend not to look for things to satisfy my penis against at all...