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Offline Iggy

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Re: Steve Jobs parked in Handicapped spaces and kicked old ladies?
« Reply #119 from previous page: May 10, 2014, 02:33:10 AM »
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A meat addict! How pathetic!

The term is carnivore.
And while quite omnivorous, I'm not giving up that part of my diet as "unnecessary".
Every other hominid in our prehistoric past that adopted an all vegetarian diet died out (probably eaten by their carnivorous relatives).
Evolution has apparently favored the more aggressive.

Apparently our senses of humor don't mesh, as I have been prodding you as well.

Oh and I don't think I'll feel too pathetic eating the steak I've set aside for tomorrow's dinner, just satiated.

BTW - Do you wash YOUR ass?
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Re: Steve Jobs parked in Handicapped spaces and kicked old ladies?
« Reply #120 on: May 10, 2014, 02:50:58 AM »
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Apparently our senses of humor don't mesh

Oh come on, you don't know what 'big melons' means? Sure you do. Now, what is implied by 'juicy prunes'?
 

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Re: Steve Jobs parked in Handicapped spaces and kicked old ladies?
« Reply #121 on: May 10, 2014, 10:23:40 AM »
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Oh come on, you don't know what 'big melons' means? Sure you do. Now, what is implied by 'juicy prunes'?

Hemorrhoids obviously. ;)
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Re: Steve Jobs parked in Handicapped spaces and kicked old ladies?
« Reply #122 on: May 10, 2014, 06:15:28 PM »
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Hemorrhoids obviously. ;)

Unfortunately, thanks to a local Gay owned donut shop called "The Fractured Prune" that is what comes to mind if "juicy prune" is mentioned.
But I don't want to piss off Thorham.
"Juicy peach" would have worked.
Man, I'd think we were way off target, until I remember that I've likened Jobs and a prune to the same thing
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Re: Steve Jobs parked in Handicapped spaces and kicked old ladies?
« Reply #123 on: May 10, 2014, 09:18:38 PM »
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Unfortunately, thanks to a local Gay owned donut shop called "The Fractured Prune" that is what comes to mind if "juicy prune" is mentioned.
But I don't want to piss off Thorham.
"Juicy peach" would have worked.
Man, I'd think we were way off target, until I remember that I've likened Jobs and a prune to the same thing

We aren't too far off topic as Jobs was a cnut. ;)
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