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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2013, 08:51:53 PM »
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2013, 08:52:57 PM »
This is Amiga in what possible way? or even interesting?
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2013, 08:58:34 PM »
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2013, 10:00:14 PM »
nothing interesting here
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2013, 10:02:49 PM »
@sysadmin

Fix the login, updating bugs or whatever and let this stupip news for the cosmopolitan channel, thx.
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2013, 12:39:06 AM »
I hope no one believed this joke news item. By the time you read the part of the story quoted below you just had to believe it was pure fiction.

"According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that more than 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this holiday season."
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2013, 01:39:40 AM »
I'd kill three for a new Amiga. Classic that is.
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 01:50:50 AM »
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I hope no one believed this joke news item. By the time you read the part of the story quoted below you just had to believe it was pure fiction.

"According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that more than 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this holiday season."
The question of whether anyone believed it isn't the issue. The fact that you posted it as news is.
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2013, 02:45:39 AM »
IMHO, the title of this post is totally inappropriate for this website...  

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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2013, 03:18:45 AM »
This wasn't posted as news, it's in the other operating systems section. It's satire on the ridiculous consumerism of American culture.
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2013, 03:29:48 AM »
You posted it in exactly the same manner as you post all your other irrelevant bullshït "news" items. Nowhere did you indicate that this was any kind of a joke.
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2013, 04:43:06 AM »
Anyone that read a few paragraphs of it would soon realize what it is. Lighten up and relax, I don't want Amiga.org to be a humorless void. It's not posted in the news section it's in other operating systems. I also posted several MorphOS news items around the same time.
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2013, 05:38:19 AM »
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Re: Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2013, 09:09:04 PM »
If your goal isn't to comment the link you are posting in some way, why am I reading this instead of dailycurrant.com?