@Franko
The answer can be found by rubbing a bottle not can of Pepsi Max. Drink or dump out then read the inner bottom.
Right there are a few possibilities here...
Ether...
I've lost me sense of humour...
I've forgotten to take me meds...
Me meds aint working anymore...
You've nicked me meds and are using them yourself...
I'm still asleep...
I don't really exist (and this is all an illusion)...
A Squirrel ate me brain...
Im really Napoleon (I used to be Julius Caesar)...
My dogs died (again)...
Auld Mrs Johnstone from across the road has whacked me round the head too many times...
My old mans a dustman...
Or you've gone friggin mental...
(need to go and poke one of me eyesies out to see if I'm really here...) :crazy: