Bah... must be either crap or your taking the pee...
Now that you mentioned it anyway, it's time to don me Sherlock Holmes deerstalker and get to the bottom of this mystery...
You've just thrown half the stuff I'm doing now right out the window, cos me being such a nosy bugger I'll have to find out or I won't get any sleep or anything else done...
Time to start snooping, C'mon Watson old chap the games afoot...